I’m the best expert at nothing that you'll ever know. I mean no harm, no offense. I come in peace. All of these thoughts are basically my own stream of consciousness and any similarity to anything you’ve read in the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times Book Review, or Highlights magazine is strictly coincidental.

The primary purpose of this blog is to satisfy my own amusement. I’m not affiliated with any publication, magazine or even a Jazzercise class. I own nothing and have no money (hence the budgeting thing..) so no use in trying to sue me.

I like sarcasm and can be very tongue in cheek when I want to be so, again, fair warning. This is all in good fun and enjoy.